Orange is the new coffee. No, I don't mean orange coffee, I mean, orange-colored coffee. Except that would be weird. I guess I mean coffee flavored with something that is also orange, like a pumpkin. Except for it's not actually pumpkin flavored, it's flavored with spices that also sometimes flavor the pumpkin-flavored thing. That is orange. I think I lost where I was going with this one.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]